They Told Me I Could Be Anything

They told me I could be anything, so I became a Poptart and flew across the galaxy while pooping a rainbow

Advertisements

I Don’t Always Lick My Anus

I don’t always lick my anus, but when I do, I make sure you’re watching.

Run, You Fools

Run, you fools

Ceci N’est Pas Une Cat Macro

Ceci n’est pas une catmacro

Eat Foot, Fuckface

Eat foot, fuckface

So Much Cocaine

Cocaine. So much cocaine.

A True Sense Of Accomplishment

Raoul felt a true sense of accomplishment as he basked in the completion of his artistry.

I Am The Pussy

I am the pussy, so I make the rules

Omen

OMEN I don’t know what this means, but it can’t be good

Humans Are Idiots

Humans are idiots