CAT MACROS

Grammar Correction Emergency

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on January 14, 2010

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Out of my way! This is a grammar correction emergency

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The Surrounding Region Of Interstellar Space Has Reached Maximum Capacity

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on January 9, 2010

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Dear supreme universal deity who I identify with and mistakenly state ownership. The surrounding region of interstellar and interplanetary space has reached maximum capacity and density of self-luminous heavenly celestial bodies.

It’s Full Of Stars

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on January 9, 2010

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My God. It’s full of stars

The Flounce Expressway

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on July 29, 2009

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THE FLOUNCE EXPRESSWAY Let me drive you

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Sweet!

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on July 5, 2009

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Did I just hit that dog? Sweet!

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Mapquest

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on June 25, 2009

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Fucking Mapquest

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Pussy

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on June 20, 2009

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…So then I said to him “You’ve been nailing that bitch from up the street in the bathroom, Tinkles, you think I can’t see her fur everywhere?” and of course he goes “What the fuck, Mitzy, she just came over to use our litterbox!” like, denying it and shit. So I go “Whatever, you’ve been tomcatting around town just looking for any young piece of pussy in her first heat for MONTHS, Tinkles! Fluffkins from up the street isn’t blind, you know. She sees you do this shit, she calls me! I’m not stupid”. The next thing I know I’m in the car, crying, going to God knows where. I feel so used, Poofkins, so used.

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