I’d Hit It

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on May 31, 2010

two tomcats discuss fugly girl lol cat macro
I’d hit it.

Yeah, with a stick maybe

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Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on June 20, 2009


…So then I said to him “You’ve been nailing that bitch from up the street in the bathroom, Tinkles, you think I can’t see her fur everywhere?” and of course he goes “What the fuck, Mitzy, she just came over to use our litterbox!” like, denying it and shit. So I go “Whatever, you’ve been tomcatting around town just looking for any young piece of pussy in her first heat for MONTHS, Tinkles! Fluffkins from up the street isn’t blind, you know. She sees you do this shit, she calls me! I’m not stupid”. The next thing I know I’m in the car, crying, going to God knows where. I feel so used, Poofkins, so used.

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