OMG Real Macros

OMG! REAL MACROS! I’m gonna piss myself I’m so fucking excited!

My Macros Bring All The Cats To The Yard

My macros bring all the cats into the yard

The Fail Jail

The fail jail. Your macro, it deserves a life sentence

Mushy Pile Of Fail

I think maybe you should have reconsidered posting that. Might I direct you to lolcats.com, or icanhazcheezburger.com? This softhearted, mushy pile of fail would be welcomed with open arms there. KTHXBYE.

Bad Font

Bad font

Font Fail

FAIL
See that’s what a macro font should look like. Not any of these other harder to read fonts, colors and effects

Pix Of Kat

Pix of kat with myspelled text of wut kat do literally or might be say equal macro, yes?
No.

I’ve Got Nothing

I’ve got nothing, no funny phrases, archaic sayings
no witty puns, pithy jokes, no crudity, no distasteful comments
no profound musings to contrast the mindless actions of a cat
is this all life can offer me, sitting on a computer
putting words into the mouth for a tiny amount of amusement
and avoiding suicide for another day

The Six Phases Of A Cat Macro Design

The six phases of a catmacro design
1) Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search for the guilty
5. Punishment of the innocent
6. Praise and honor for the non-participants

How Cat Macros Are Made!

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