CAT MACROS

OMG Real Macros

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on September 14, 2014

excited kitten OMG real cat macros not a lolcat

OMG! REAL MACROS! I’m gonna piss myself I’m so fucking excited!

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My Macros Bring All The Cats To The Yard

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on January 15, 2010

milkshake brings all the boys to the yard kelis lol cat macro

My macros bring all the cats into the yard

The Fail Jail

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on December 26, 2009

fail jail prison life sentence behind bars kitten lol cat macro

The fail jail. Your macro, it deserves a life sentence

Mushy Pile Of Fail

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on December 14, 2009

mushy pile of fail welcome icanhascheezburger lol cat macro

I think maybe you should have reconsidered posting that. Might I direct you to lolcats.com, or icanhazcheezburger.com? This softhearted, mushy pile of fail would be welcomed with open arms there. KTHXBYE.

Bad Font

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on December 11, 2009

bad font fail typeface impact lol cat macro

Bad font

Font Fail

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on December 11, 2009

bad font fail typeface macro technique lol cat macro

FAIL
See that’s what a macro font should look like. Not any of these other harder to read fonts, colors and effects

Pix Of Kat

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on October 28, 2009

lolspeak kitten bad misspelt text caption fail lol cat macro

Pix of kat with myspelled text of wut kat do literally or might be say equal macro, yes?
No.

I’ve Got Nothing

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on August 19, 2009

ive got nothing suicide amusement lol cat macro

I’ve got nothing, no funny phrases, archaic sayings
no witty puns, pithy jokes, no crudity, no distasteful comments
no profound musings to contrast the mindless actions of a cat
is this all life can offer me, sitting on a computer
putting words into the mouth for a tiny amount of amusement
and avoiding suicide for another day

The Six Phases Of A Cat Macro Design

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on August 15, 2009

how to make cat macro design lol cat

The six phases of a catmacro design
1) Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search for the guilty
5. Punishment of the innocent
6. Praise and honor for the non-participants

How Cat Macros Are Made!

Posted in Animal Image Macros, Cat Macros by ontological_shock on July 24, 2009

how cat macros are made step 1 2 lolcats funny cat pix epic macro

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